A categorized list of “martinis”

A fun list on Kottke.org of (mostly bad) martinis, including

Franklin-tini (for Ben Franklin’s 300th birthday)
Mex-tini (orange vodka + tequila)
Sex-tini (Asian sex tonic + x-rated vodka)
Flu-tini (vodka + cold medicine)
Red Lobster Butter-Tini (butterscotch schnapps + half and half + Bailey’s)
Bikini-tini (low calorie)
K-tini (sauerkraut)
Red Hot Santa-tini (chili peppers + whipped cream)
Insomnia-tini (energy drink)
Peep-tini (Peeps candy)

For a change, reading about drinks doesn’t make me thirsty at all.

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