Find Me in the Penthouse

Penthouse magazine, that is. I have a story in the April issue about my trip to Warsaw and the ancient forest with ZU vodka, the bison grass vodka known throughout the world as Zubrowka. 

But I'm also in Penthouse as a model, again!  

 

Penthouse hand modelS

 

Of course you'll recognize my hand, sexily caressing that piece of bison grass.  Damn I look good. 

Always.

But if you don't have a subscription to the magazine you can read my write up here on Alcademics.

Comments

8 responses to “Find Me in the Penthouse”

  1. Dinah Avatar

    Oh no. You’re going to come to our next party with little gloves on to protect your hands’ future modeling career, aren’t you?

  2. Camper English Avatar

    I blend my own moisturizer.

  3. Blair Frodelius Avatar

    Yeah, but they haven’t put Vasoline on the lens, Camper.

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