Tag: bar humor

  • The Olive Centipede: The Frightening New Release in the Torture Garnish Genre

    (this post is a joke about this movie)

    The Olive Centipede was created by Dr. Heiner, a disturbed German bartender formerly famous for his flair garnishing techniques. The evil Dr. Heiner decided to create a garnish centipede, made from sewing three olives together along the olives' digestive tracts, pit-to-pimento.

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    Unfortunately for the olives, the surgery was a success. A hideous, hideous success.

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    The poor olives tried to escape Dr. Heiner's laboratory/ultra-lounge.

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    But were unsuccessful.

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    And now Dr. Heiner wants to create an even more hideous centipede garnish made from twelve olives.