The Olive Centipede: The Frightening New Release in the Torture Garnish Genre

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(this post is a joke about this movie)

The Olive Centipede was created by Dr. Heiner, a disturbed German bartender formerly famous for his flair garnishing techniques. The evil Dr. Heiner decided to create a garnish centipede, made from sewing three olives together along the olives' digestive tracts, pit-to-pimento.

Unfortunately for the olives, the surgery was a success. A hideous, hideous success.

The poor olives tried to escape Dr. Heiner's laboratory/ultra-lounge.

But were unsuccessful.

And now Dr. Heiner wants to create an even more hideous centipede garnish made from twelve olives.

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12 responses to “The Olive Centipede: The Frightening New Release in the Torture Garnish Genre”

May 11, 2010

DJ HawaiianShirt

Unfortunately, I get the reference of this post.

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May 11, 2010

Rik W. McCluer IV

Lol….I love this website.

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May 11, 2010

A Moss

So do I, though I havnt actually seen the movie

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May 12, 2010

Tony Harion

You gotta be kidding! Did you really think of this?

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May 13, 2010

jen

i just watched this movie the other night. it was radddd

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May 26, 2010

Camper English

spelling of “tracts” corrected, thanks to Slog reader.

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